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We're looking for a few goofy men!

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But first, a few questions. . .

Which best describes your looks?

a. a manly Tom Cruise

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[click on one]

b. a well-oiled Fabio

c. a saucy Pee Wee Herman

d. a disheveled Al Einstein

e. a less-green Kermit